'Everyone's giving me grief' about the Ashes concluding prior to my arrival.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what else would an England cricket fan ask for?
Ideally, they'd want an Ashes series in Australia where they retain a possibility to reclaim the urn following the initial matches.
That will not be happening this time, though, after a comprehensive triumph in Adelaide gave Australia with a 3-0 lead for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
The Barmy Army, the organized fan base, have thousands of supporters traveling for the concluding fixtures in the SCG and MCG.
Furthermore, other travel parties who will spend the Christmas period in Australia, as well as relatives and companions embarking on a special expedition.
The Ryding Siblings
The Ryding siblings are four such fans.
The group had their travel arrangements and match passes booked for the fourth and fifth Tests "well ahead of time", hoping to witness a long-awaited triumph.
Sadly, they've observed Australia outplay the visitors in just under two weeks from their residence in their hometown.
"People in the office has been making comments about it being over for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have the series on the line upon our arrival."
Fading Positivity
Optimism was high about England's chances of securing a first win in 15 years for a victory down under prior to the first ball.
However, the situation is now facing the prospect of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 games when the fourth Test gets under way in Melbourne this week.
The England team - and their fans - will be hoping to sidestep a clean sweep.
One sibling noted the "excitement and fun" of head coach the positive style of play in the past couple of seasons had "reinvigorated" the longest format for English supporters.
Yet the fans said they had realistic outlooks for the final two games - and all they are hoping for from the players is "a bit of fight".
"Every pundit references this, but it all comes down to psychological strength. 'Bazball' has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, nonsense cricket," commented another sibling.
"During a long match, you should dig in. Playing at deliveries 'outside the line has never been in the coaching manuals, and that is primarily due to the frontline batsmen."
Looking Ahead
Asked whether he believed England will secure a victory in this contest, came the reply: "It appears the Australians are superior at the moment."
"There is going to have to be more than one player that delivers for the team and makes a big impact."
Regardless of the result, the siblings are still anticipating the trip.
"We will have a fantastic experience anyway," added another sibling. "Our approach is that attitude."
"Naturally, it's unfortunate we don't have more to play for, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We plan to savor spending the festive season in Australia. This will be a new experience for us away from home at this time of year."
An educator, Katie is determined to make the most of the long-haul travel as part of her time off.
"As a backup plan, I've got golf to turn to," she finished.